Pinkie Pie: Thank You! I'm so happy that you throw this party for me!
Pinkie: Oh, hiya Owen!
Me: (nervously) Oh, h-hey Pinkie.
Pinkie: What brings you here.
Me: No time to tell. *chuckles nervously and runs upstairs*
Pinkie: Hmmmm. *shrugs*
(2 hours later)
Cheese: Are you sure this is gonna work?
Me: As positive as Pinkie's pregnancy test, hold on. *mumbling to myself* Carry the 4. Yep, absolutely positive. Just wait for the signal, Cheese.
Cheese: (hushed) Okay. (To Pinkie) Hey Honey, how's my favorite preggy pony doing?
Pinkie: Oh Cheese, you know exactly how I'm doing. I'm your wife for Luna's sake.
Me: *thumbs up*
Cheese: Say, how bout we go upstairs, and I give you one of my famous hoofrubs you love so much?
Pinkie: Is that a baby present in your pocket, or are you just excited to give me that hoofrub?
Cheese: No time to explain, let's just go upstairs to your room.
(A few minutes later)
Pinkie: Cheesy, why is it so dark?
Cheese: Just turn on the lights and you'll see.
Pinkie: *turns on the lights*
Me and the Cake Family: SURPRISE!
Pinkie: *gasp* You did all of this for ME?
Me: We sure did. *blows party horn*
Mrs. Cake: We wanted to throw you a beautiful foal shower for you.
Mr. Cake: It's the least we could do after the amazing birthday party you threw for Pound and Pumpkin awhile back.
Pound and Pumpkin: Party for Auntie Pinkie! *blow party horns*
Pinkie: Thank You! I'm so happy that you threw this party for me!
Cheese: nice to meet you Jimmy
Me: *gets shocked* GAH!!
Cheese and Pinkie: *laughs*
Cheese: that my friend is the grandaddy of funny greetings: the Joy Buzzer. and somepony has been Joy-Buzzed!
Me: HAHAHAHAHA XD I get it. works everytime!
Rarity: you mean a baby shower right?
Cheese Sandwich: Honey I'm home!
Rarity: I thought you hated him!
Pinkie: Nope! We are married! Oh... Ow! This little guy is fiiesty!
Rarity: Get her to the hospital, ITS COMING!
Cheese Sandwich: Father Time!
Pinkie: Yay! Ouch!
Shadow: What is it?
Pinkie pie: I'M PREGNANT!!!
Spyro: Trig, you know Pinkie Pie is pregnant right?
Trigger Happy: Yeah.
Spyro: She bears your children.
Trigger Happy: That I knew too.